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and they’re the same age

and they play the same sport, and they sing and dance and do all the things you find attractive:

then you see where they live

then you’re like

HOW TO SLIP LIKE A BOSS.

then there’s me..


When you go out with your friends and they’re all gorgeous and you’re just like

How people use their fans

thefunnygentleman:

Rich People:

Poor people:

Idiots:

When you’re mad…

thefunnygentleman:

Expectations:

Reality:


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